twilightsparkle127

yes i'm back with another story about fortune cookies. :) this time these phrases include a cheerful letter or message is on its way to you, there is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead of you, and you display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy. one repeated number is 05, that's right 05. i am now a secret agent without a zero. another repeat is 24, 6*4 is 24, 6+4=10, 5*2=10, 5+2=7, and 7+10=17, my second favorite number.  words in order of finding the fortunes, learn that early;also known as school. so my fortunes are telling me to do good in school...do i need someone to tell me that? i'm done these fortunes are starting to screw w

    I had Chinese food tonight you know what that means!...You don't? It means a story about fortunes!! OK! The first fortune said "someone is speaking well of you." :) Yay! The lucky numbers were 34, 7, 10, 28, 37, and 51.  The mean of those numbers is 28, again, the number of days in February. The word was father or Ba-Ba, my first word. :/ OK? The word in written form looked like eyes. It was as if the fortune knew all and was searching, looking in my deep past, seeing me for who i really am , knowing that i am not all bad or all good, nor the perfect human because no one is.....WTF was that? :/ Anyways,The color of the fortune was hot pi

This commercial is so stupid!!! A blender is a Blender right? This blender just loves to have attention that it doesn't need. "ooh look at me i'm a blender that can do the same thing the one in your home can do, but i'm better!!" stupid buyer says "wow! This is a blender that can do what mine can AND it's more expensive?!?! ALL RIGHT!!" "and look! they're so generous they're only making us pay 15 payments of 99.99! that's much more cheap that my 100$ one!" i mean really...wait it has 3 horsepower? THIS BLENDER IS A GOD MINE IS A LIE!!!